butterfly | Atlantis clothing thoughts.

First, I'd like to say that I'm so thrilled that I can view my friends page again. Y'all are vastly entertaining and I missed your witty insight.

Second, I always seem to get in on JC for the Puppy Shelter. Huh.

Third, I have somehow picked up the habit of calling girls 'chicks'. I have no clue where this came from. I chose to blame Justin, because it's probably his fault and even if it's not, he can handle the blame.

Mmmkay, now we'll move onto the important topic:
White clothes
Lance: All white except for some outlines of geometric shapes on his shirt. It's simple and pretty. Thank you, Lance. And the shirt is short enough that he occasionally shows some stomach while dancing. Thank you, Lance.
Joey: Pants, a (very)long-sleeved, flowy V-neck shirt, and what looks like a wife beater underneath. All pure white. It's pretty. I like it. Simple, elegant, and monochromatic.
Justin: Okay, the wife beater is good. The shirt is... odd. It has these bizarre panels of blue on the front. And it's almost see-through. I'm not complaining, but it's odd looking. The pants are good until you notice that the left leg has black palm trees on it.
Chris: He's wearing a headband, a white wristband on his left wrist, a black wristband on his right wrist, a sleeveless shirt with a vest and pant. All of the white articles of clothing except the pants look like someone randomly sprayed black paint on them. Oh, and the pants have odd blue circles on the right thigh. This is not a good look. This is, in fact, a bad look. Then again, this is Chris of the horned beard, so I probably shouldn't be surprised.
JC: *whimper* Why, JC? Why in the world would you wear a shirt like that? It's filmy and white but has leopard spots on the arms and down the side and a design in the front. At least his pants are normal. That shirt is scary, though.

Promo clothes
Lance: I covet his shirt. Simple, jeansy fabric. It's adorable. And the watch is good. His pants have patches on them, though. And he'd been doing so well.
Joey: Good shirt, although the vest is a bit... button-y. But it's sleeveless, so I'm good with it. Also: Mmm... eyebrow piecing.
Justin: The hell? That collar is... bad. It's just bad. And those pants would go great with JC's coat.
Chris: No. Just. Put away the jacket.
JC: It's okay. A simple beige coat. Nothing flamboyant. Sigh.

Interview clothes
Lance: I like the shirt. White with pale vertical stripes of alternating blue and yellow. It's subtle and pretty. Not too fond of the necklace or sunglasses, though.
Joey: Oh, Joey. You're in the Bahamas. You don't need to wear a shirt that has palm trees on it. The hat is cute, though. And it matches the pants.
Justin: When did your taste get so bad? He is wearing an almost normal, though dorky, yellow shirt. Only the left sleeve has red circles on it that appear to then extend to the back. Why, Justin? How could you do me like that?
Chris: Another vest, this one with orange lining. Oh, and it looks like he's wearing a ponytail holder on his wrist. Honestly? I don't want to know.
JC: Blue and white vertical stripes. V-neck shirt. Odd fake neckline. Nothing I don't expect from him by now but that doesn't make it any less horrible.

Up Against The Wall clothes
Well, they all kinda wear matching outfits for this dance, but you'd be surprised at the variety that they manage.
Lance: Two-toned denim vest, light on top, dark on the bottom, black pants with odd white spots, and a dark red shirt. It manages to look adorable, somehow. Well, in comparison.
Joey:Black jean vest, the same kind of pants as Lance, pink/red shirt. It's tolerable.
Justin: Stone-washed denim. Short-sleeved red shirt. It's cute, thank God.
Chris: Same pants as Lance and Joey, blue jean vest, but under the vest is a shirt that has a white collar, one white sleeve and one sleeve striped in red and yellow. Kill. Me.
JC: Also in denim, but somehow he managed to get a vest and pants that don't match. His denim is clashing. That's pretty bad. I didn't even know that you could get denim to clash. Only JC. His shirt is yellow and seems to have the highest neckline.

Medley clothes
Lance: Black shirt under a nice off-white shirt. He looks nice. Mmm... jeans.
Joey: Cute shirt on the bottom, but the top one? The sleeves are all raggedy and it has an Ace of Spades sewn on it. Also, whatever the hell he's wearing on his wrist is truly horrendous.
Justin: Why are you wearing brown pants? No one else is. Freak. And the vest is both ugly and too big. The shirt underneath is mildly cute but isn't enough against the rest of the outfit.
Chris: Another vest. Sigh. I just... And then the headband that goes with nothing else that he's wearing.
JC: Sleeveless camouflage. That has a red, white, and blue band. JC? I... I'm truly speechless. In a really, really bad way.

Final set of clothes
Lance: Pretty. Hmm? No, that's all. Pretty.
Joey: If the lines weren't on the shirt, it'd be good.
Justin: That filmy top? Meep. It's all... yeah. I can't be objective, because it's all fluttery and pretty.
Chris: Sigh... well, it's better than most of the stuff that he's been wearing.
JC: God. Those pants. They are evil. They are evil clown pants.

Overall
Lance: The only guy who never caused me to shudder in horror at any time. I'm glad that I had someone.
Joey: Mostly good.
Justin: A few bad choices, but generally good.
Chris: Almost as bad as JC. Luckily, I want to jump him, so it doesn't bother me as much as it does with JC.
JC: Pretty much all bad.