My uncle, the funny man.
Dec. 22nd, 2001 02:38 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
butterflyThree men are walking in the desert. One's a Texan, one's a Californian, and the last is a Oregonian. All of the men are dressed Old West style, complete with working six-shooters.
The Texan pulls out a bottle of whiskey, throws it up in the air and shoots it.
"What'd you do that for?" Complained the Californian.
"Whiskey's everywhere in Texas and bottles are cheap."
The Californian pulls out a bottle of California champagne, tosses it in the air and shoots it. "Champagne's everywhere in California and bottles are cheap."
Not to be outdone, the Oregonian pulls out a bottle of microbrew and chugs it. He places it back in his saddlebag and shoots the Californian.
"What'd you do that for?" Asked the shocked Texan.
"Californians are everywhere in Oregon, but bottles are worth a nickel a piece."
The Texan pulls out a bottle of whiskey, throws it up in the air and shoots it.
"What'd you do that for?" Complained the Californian.
"Whiskey's everywhere in Texas and bottles are cheap."
The Californian pulls out a bottle of California champagne, tosses it in the air and shoots it. "Champagne's everywhere in California and bottles are cheap."
Not to be outdone, the Oregonian pulls out a bottle of microbrew and chugs it. He places it back in his saddlebag and shoots the Californian.
"What'd you do that for?" Asked the shocked Texan.
"Californians are everywhere in Oregon, but bottles are worth a nickel a piece."
