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butterflyOkay, I went here and my own personal ones weren't so interesting, but the guys' made me laugh.
Lance is an answering machine that works in the rain, counts your loose change and can interface with your button-badge.
Justin is a hi-fi that looks bigger than it really is!
Chris is a jetpack that plays MP3s! It communicates with wireless devices and does away with household drudgery.
JC is a new type of vegetable that talks! It can be used as a metal detector and catalogues its contents.
Joey is like a normal shoe-shiner, but it detects explosives.
Christina is a riot shield that asks trivia questions, sounds better than it looks and glows at night.
Nick is a vacuum cleaner that spins about its axis! It folds out into a tent.
Howie is a rickshaw that swears! It is only visible under ultraviolet light and is programmed against harming humans.
Kevin is a bedside table that comes in seven different colours! It tells the time and looks bigger than it really is.
AJ is like a normal fridge magnet, but it communicates with other copies of itself.
Brian is a rubber fish! It recharges itself at night!
Britney is a laser-printer! It makes clicking noises!
Lance is an answering machine that works in the rain, counts your loose change and can interface with your button-badge.
Justin is a hi-fi that looks bigger than it really is!
Chris is a jetpack that plays MP3s! It communicates with wireless devices and does away with household drudgery.
JC is a new type of vegetable that talks! It can be used as a metal detector and catalogues its contents.
Joey is like a normal shoe-shiner, but it detects explosives.
Christina is a riot shield that asks trivia questions, sounds better than it looks and glows at night.
Nick is a vacuum cleaner that spins about its axis! It folds out into a tent.
Howie is a rickshaw that swears! It is only visible under ultraviolet light and is programmed against harming humans.
Kevin is a bedside table that comes in seven different colours! It tells the time and looks bigger than it really is.
AJ is like a normal fridge magnet, but it communicates with other copies of itself.
Brian is a rubber fish! It recharges itself at night!
Britney is a laser-printer! It makes clicking noises!
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Date: 2002-10-09 03:57 pm (UTC):)
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Date: 2002-10-09 05:46 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2002-10-09 03:58 pm (UTC)Christina sounds better than it looks Some would say so, yes... ;)
I am also insanely amused by the exclamation points here for some reason: Britney is a laser-printer! It makes clicking noises!
Ok, I went a little overboard in your journal, sorry about that. But that is the funniest thing ever.
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Date: 2002-10-09 05:47 pm (UTC)