Dec. 22nd, 2001
People who are wonderful.
Dec. 22nd, 2001 01:43 pmYou! Yes, you! You sent me a pretty shiny card with a pretty shiny *NSYNC group calendar card! You are loved, muchly.
Brooding, Fool, and Fox for talking to me. This is a good thing, for I am about to burst from giddiness, which would be bad.
Dacey, for being Dacey. She rocks. She rolls. She did the Macarena in '96, that's how far ahead of everyone else she is. (disclaimer: I have no knowledge of Dacey's actual macarena habits)
Justin and Lance for being cute and hot.
Aly and tvjunkie for being cool and encouraging.
My kitty! For being soft and warm! And cuddly! And willing to be held for hours!
Brooding, Fool, and Fox for talking to me. This is a good thing, for I am about to burst from giddiness, which would be bad.
Dacey, for being Dacey. She rocks. She rolls. She did the Macarena in '96, that's how far ahead of everyone else she is. (disclaimer: I have no knowledge of Dacey's actual macarena habits)
Justin and Lance for being cute and hot.
Aly and tvjunkie for being cool and encouraging.
My kitty! For being soft and warm! And cuddly! And willing to be held for hours!
My uncle, the funny man.
Dec. 22nd, 2001 02:38 pmThree men are walking in the desert. One's a Texan, one's a Californian, and the last is a Oregonian. All of the men are dressed Old West style, complete with working six-shooters.
The Texan pulls out a bottle of whiskey, throws it up in the air and shoots it.
"What'd you do that for?" Complained the Californian.
"Whiskey's everywhere in Texas and bottles are cheap."
The Californian pulls out a bottle of California champagne, tosses it in the air and shoots it. "Champagne's everywhere in California and bottles are cheap."
Not to be outdone, the Oregonian pulls out a bottle of microbrew and chugs it. He places it back in his saddlebag and shoots the Californian.
"What'd you do that for?" Asked the shocked Texan.
"Californians are everywhere in Oregon, but bottles are worth a nickel a piece."
The Texan pulls out a bottle of whiskey, throws it up in the air and shoots it.
"What'd you do that for?" Complained the Californian.
"Whiskey's everywhere in Texas and bottles are cheap."
The Californian pulls out a bottle of California champagne, tosses it in the air and shoots it. "Champagne's everywhere in California and bottles are cheap."
Not to be outdone, the Oregonian pulls out a bottle of microbrew and chugs it. He places it back in his saddlebag and shoots the Californian.
"What'd you do that for?" Asked the shocked Texan.
"Californians are everywhere in Oregon, but bottles are worth a nickel a piece."