Rent!Sync

[butterfly]

This stems from a thought that I had: Justin and Lance are so Maureen and Joanne. It's perfect. After I figured that out, I had to attempt to cast the rest of the play.

JC is Mark. I'm not sure why. He's the filmmaker and Justin's ex-boyfriend.
Roger is Joey. And that means that he sings One Song Glory. Which makes me squee. It also means that he's with:
Britney, who is obviously Mimi. I adore the thought of Brit singing Out Tonight.
I have Kevin as her ex, Benny, but I'm not sure about it.
Chris is Collins, because of the whole 'college' thing. Plus, then I can put him with:
Howie as Angel. Bet Howie would look adorable in a Santa dress.


Take Me Or Leave Me

Justin
Every single day
I walk down the street
I hear people say,
"Baby's so sweet"
Ever since puberty
Everybody stares at me
Boys - girls
I can't can't help it, baby
So be kind
Don't lose your mind
Just remember that I'm your baby

Take me for what I am
Who I was meant to be
And if you give a damn
Take me baby or leave me
Take me baby or leave me

A tiger in a cage
Can never see the sun
This diva needs his stage
Baby - let's have fun!
You are the one I choose
Folks'd kill to fill your shoes
You love the limelight too, baby
So be mine
Or don't waste my time
Cryin' - "Honeybear - are you still my baby?"

Take me for what I am
Who I was meant to be
And if you give a damn
Take me baby or leave me

No way - can I be what I'm not
But hey - don't you want your boy hot!
Don't fight - don't lose your head
Cause every night - who's in your bed?
Who's in your bed, baby?
Kiss, Pookie.

Lance
It won't work.
I look before I leap
I love margins and discipline
I make lists in my sleep
Baby, what's my sin?
Never quit - I follow through
I hate mess - but I love you
What to do
With my impromptu baby
So be wise
This guy satisfies
You've got a prize
But don't compromise
You're one lucky baby
Take me for what I am

Justin
A control freak

Lance
Who I was meant to be

Justin
A snob - yet over-attentive

Lance
And if you give a damn

Justin
A lovable, droll geek

Lance
Take me baby or leave me

Justin
And anal retentive

Both
That's it!

Lance
The straw that breaks my back

Both
I quit

Lance
Unless you take it back

Both
Men!

Justin
What is it about them?

Both
Can't live -
With them -
Or without them!
Take me for what I am
Who I was meant to be
And if you give a damn
Take me baby or leave me
Take me baby
Or leave me
Guess I'm leavin'
I'm gone!