Survival of the Sexiest

[butterfly]

So, I'm voting in this thing, because I'm all about getting Lance on the cover of a magazine, but I need to point out how amusing their 'sex appeal' descriptions are. Oh, and Joey and Howie are the only two missing.

Josh Hartnett: The loner-rebel vibe. So mysterious, right?
JC: He's got that strong, silent thang going on.
Annoyingly, they call him JC Chasez. Um... hello, what do you think that 'C' stands for? Also, JC? Silent? Ha!
Mike Shinoda: His hair give us a manic panic.
AJ McLean: Rough around the edges but smooth inside.
Do you have people willing to witness to this 'smoothness'?
Brian Littrell: Rhett Butler in leather pants.
*bursts out laughing* Rhett Butler? Heh.
Justin Timberlake: A singing voice that totally speaks to our hearts.
Awww... how can I make fun of that?
Kevin Richardson: He's man enough to wear a skirt.
*laughs* I know that that's what I look for in my guys.
Chris Kirkpatrick: Lips you'd suffer beard burn to kiss.
Not if they're horns!
Jason Wade: Mmm... we love that floppy surfer-blond hair.
We do? We don't find it annoying and ugly? Huh.
Chester Bennington: Passion oozes from every note he sings.
Lance Bass: He's a brainy guy who knows how to shake his booty.
ALL PRAISE THE BASS ASS!
Nick Carter: He's a rock star you could bring home to Mom.
I don't know where to start.