Carrot Top mockage and Giles harshness

[butterfly]

BuffyInMotion: I hate my computer. *hugs against aly*
alymalone: *hugs* Poor thing.
alymalone: I hope your brother can figure out what's wrong.
BuffyInMotion: I hope so too. It's happening like every 45 minutes.
alymalone: god, that SUCKS
BuffyInMotion: I know. I'm just glad that I got my SSS done. Because yeah, hard to write without a keyboard.
BuffyInMotion: I was wokring the cut and paste individual letters thing for a bit.
alymalone: Yes, that is of the good.
alymalone: Ok, that SUCKS
BuffyInMotion: It does.
BuffyInMotion: It's incredibly tough.
BuffyInMotion: But I didn't want to restart the comp until I'd finished reading my LJ: friends page.
BuffyInMotion: *ponders her own insanity*
alymalone: hahaha
alymalone: LJ comes first
alymalone: Always
BuffyInMotion: I know. It's crazy.
alymalone: giggles
BuffyInMotion: I need therapy.
BuffyInMotion: Oh, wait. I have therapy.
alymalone: And obviously, when it comes to LJ, it isn't working. ;-)
BuffyInMotion: Hee. Obviously not.
alymalone: *giggle*
alymalone: I'm like that too... insanely obsessively hitting refresh
BuffyInMotion: Mmhmm. Cause someone might have just been brilliant or amusing or cute.
alymalone: And usually, no one has posted. :-)
BuffyInMotion: So true. *sigh*
alymalone: I know.
alymalone: It is sad
BuffyInMotion: And yet, we never give up hope.
alymalone: They should write more, for us.
BuffyInMotion: *giggle*
alymalone: Because we DESERVE IT.
BuffyInMotion: Yes!
BuffyInMotion: We do!
alymalone: Yes!
BuffyInMotion: They are here to amuse us!
alymalone: Yes!
BuffyInMotion: They are here for our pleasure!
alymalone: Yes!
alymalone: And how dare they NOT please us!
BuffyInMotion: Those bitches!
alymalone: Gah! Shame on them!
BuffyInMotion: So! Much! Shame!
alymalone: Yes! They are shamed!
alymalone: And mocked ruthlessly!
BuffyInMotion: Yes!
BuffyInMotion: Mocked and laughed at!
alymalone: Yes! Mocked like O-Town!
BuffyInMotion: Yes!
BuffyInMotion: Mocked like Jessica Simpson!
alymalone: Mocked like... like... (hang on, I'm thinking...) Um. Hm. Mocked like... Damn it! I can't think of anyone!
BuffyInMotion: Bush?
alymalone: Naw, I like him.
alymalone: Clinton?
BuffyInMotion: I like him.
alymalone: Hm.
BuffyInMotion: Gore?
alymalone: Mocked like Gore!
alymalone: Oh wait!
BuffyInMotion: Yes!
alymalone: Mocked like DUCACUS!
BuffyInMotion: Hee!
alymalone: And his Uni-eyebrow!
BuffyInMotion: Yes!
BuffyInMotion: No. Mocked like Carrot Top!
alymalone: CARROT TOP!
alymalone: MOCKED LIKE CARROT TOP!
alymalone: Yes!
BuffyInMotion: Yes!
alymalone: He is the ultimate in mockage!
BuffyInMotion: Word!
alymalone: Werd!
alymalone: Old school!
BuffyInMotion: Hee.
alymalone: giggle
BuffyInMotion: Those girls will mock you like Carrot Top. Old Skool!
alymalone: Werd.
BuffyInMotion: hee
alymalone: *gigel*
alymalone: er
alymalone: giggle
alymalone: We're so bad
BuffyInMotion: We are!
BuffyInMotion: We're bad like... like...
alymalone: Dude, it's so good to be bad.
alymalone: We're bad like AJ!
alymalone: Haha.
BuffyInMotion: hee
BuffyInMotion: Bad like Boris and Natasha.
alymalone: Not bad like O-Town though, cause that's just BAD.
alymalone: Bad like Boris and Natasha. I like that.
BuffyInMotion: Hee. Yes.
alymalone: Bad like, like... bad like Lex!
alymalone: mmm
alymalone: Lex.
BuffyInMotion: I loved that movie. The good one, not the most recent.
alymalone: I haven't seen it.
BuffyInMotion: Ooo! Bad like Angelus! With leather pants!
alymalone: OH HELL YES.
BuffyInMotion: Whoo!
alymalone: With a dash of Spike and Dru thrown in!
BuffyInMotion: No! Bad like Vamp Xander and Vamp Willow!
BuffyInMotion: Whee!
alymalone: Man, I fucking QUIVER when Angel puts on the leather pants.
alymalone: GUH.
BuffyInMotion: hee
alymalone: Fuck, man, Xander and Willow as vamps were hotter than fucking hot.
BuffyInMotion: I know. Suddenly, he's sexy.
BuffyInMotion: Word.
alymalone: Dude.
alymalone: Totally
BuffyInMotion: Angel does nothing for me. But Angelus?
BuffyInMotion: Totally different story.
alymalone: Humina.
alymalone: Humina.
BuffyInMotion: Word
alymalone: I loved damn. What was the ep, first season, where Angel went bad? May have been second, but I think first, and Wesley knocked him down the elevator shaft.
alymalone: You know what one I'm talking about.
alymalone: The drugs, the girl wanted to be young forever
alymalone: OH HOLY GOD THAT EPISODE BROKE ME.
BuffyInMotion: Yeah... Fuck, Eternity.
BuffyInMotion: Eternity.
alymalone: I KNEW it started with an E.
alymalone: But I couldnt' remember
alymalone: Holy fuck that was hot
alymalone: I wanted him to kill that stupid bitch girl though
BuffyInMotion: I will pretty much be able to always ID the names.
BuffyInMotion: Word on the killage.
BuffyInMotion: They need more killage.
BuffyInMotion: They should start with the baby.
alymalone: KILLAGE
alymalone: Angelus shall storm all the LAME LJ!USERS that won't entertain us and KILL THEM.
alymalone: Ok, that was a little harsh
alymalone: I got caught up in the moment.
alymalone: Sorry. :-)
BuffyInMotion: Bwa!
alymalone: giggle
BuffyInMotion: No, Willow and Xander will tie them up and torture them! And Angelus will tutor them!
BuffyInMotion: Dude, The Lion King is Hamlet.
BuffyInMotion: Whoa.
alymalone: And Dru will laugh that cackle, and Spike will smoke cigarettes and critique Angelus' form!
alymalone: Do huh?
BuffyInMotion: Sorry. Suddenly epiphany.
BuffyInMotion: And yes, word.
BuffyInMotion: "Look, now you should pour the acid below the heart. You don't want to kill them early."
BuffyInMotion: But yeah, The Lion King is Hamlet. With animals.
alymalone: Wow.
alymalone: I never thought about that.
BuffyInMotion: I know.
alymalone: And Angelus would have to kiss Spike to shut him up!
BuffyInMotion: Bwa!
BuffyInMotion: And then Vamp Willow would get bored and kiss Dru!
alymalone: And we shall cheer from the corner, and urge them on!
BuffyInMotion: And Vamp Xander would turn Buffy!
alymalone: And Xander would have to come play with us!
BuffyInMotion: And Buffy!
alymalone: Or he could turn buffy, but I'd rather him come play with me, man.
BuffyInMotion: Both!
alymalone: All four of us could play!
BuffyInMotion: Yes!
alymalone: I'm sure Xan wouldn't mind that.
BuffyInMotion: Oh, no.
alymalone: Dude. Three women? He'd be aaaaaallll over that.
BuffyInMotion: Eee!
BuffyInMotion: Where does the third one go?
alymalone: hehehe
BuffyInMotion: Ever see 'Fierce Creatures'?
alymalone: Well, depends. You like women?
alymalone: I mean, I do, but I don't like HER that much.
alymalone: Nope.
BuffyInMotion: I do.
BuffyInMotion: Lots and lots.
BuffyInMotion: Even if she is too thin.
alymalone: So Buffy can play with you while we play with him. :-)
BuffyInMotion: Eat, Sarah, baby.
alymalone: I like her, she's all right, but I can think of a million better women.
alymalone: Oh, but she's turned, so she'd be nibblin', man!
BuffyInMotion: Hee!
BuffyInMotion: My problem is that I fell in love with Buffy.
alymalone: Ah.
BuffyInMotion: Just body type-wise, I prefer Amber Benson.
alymalone: See, I started in the whole fourth season, so it took almost two years for me to like her.
alymalone: I finally started liking her, after Riley left.
BuffyInMotion: Ah. She was the most adorable chick in Season One.
BuffyInMotion: Cutest thing ever.
alymalone: I've seen a couple of eps, I liked her there.
alymalone: I loooove Amber.
alymalone: God.
BuffyInMotion: I know. Amber's gorgeous.
alymalone: I was SO PISSED OFF AT WILLOW.
alymalone: Oh yes.
BuffyInMotion: But they have no clue how to dress her.
alymalone: It's weird, to watch older eps, where she's all stutterying and stuff.
alymalone: Oh I know
BuffyInMotion: I know. I want to smack Willow, but I also want to thank her for helping Tara realize her potential.
alymalone: OH yes.
alymalone: That was good, she was good for Tara at the beginning
BuffyInMotion: But none of the Scoobs are emotionally healthy.
alymalone: Oh god no.
BuffyInMotion: Which makes sense.
alymalone: I think that's what makes them such good Scoobies, though
BuffyInMotion: They've been in a continuous war since age 16.
alymalone: Yes, I know.
BuffyInMotion: Poor things. *pets them*
alymalone: And it's not like they were emotionally stable before then
alymalone: They deserve to kill all the mean evil ljers.
BuffyInMotion: I know. Buffy and her parents. Willow and her parents. Xander and his.
BuffyInMotion: Man.
alymalone: God, Xander's parents... we should let them kill THEM instead of the LJers.
BuffyInMotion: Word.
alymalone: Did I ever tell you who I wrote as in Buffyfic?
BuffyInMotion: HiNo.
BuffyInMotion: No
alymalone: I think I did, but I'm not sure... I didn't?
BuffyInMotion: I don't remember.
alymalone: Tienco... I got to be pretty big for a while there.
alymalone: People still remember me, anyway.
BuffyInMotion: Sounds familiar. I never was too good at remembering author's names, though.
BuffyInMotion: This may be why I suck at fb.
alymalone: hee!
alymalone: What pairings did you read? (Or do you, anyway.)
BuffyInMotion: What kind of stuff did you write?
BuffyInMotion: Only B/X now.
alymalone: I never wrote that.
BuffyInMotion: I used to read more.
BuffyInMotion: B/S, X/S, B/G
alymalone: W/S, a couple of W/X, A/S, A/X, and S/X
alymalone: The First Time Again, um, hm. An Officer and A Vampire...
BuffyInMotion: I was put off Willow fic but the (oh so many) authors who made her Willow-Sue.
alymalone: http://www.geocities.com/~tienco21

I think that not everything is there though.
BuffyInMotion: Not everyone did it, but enough that it threw me off.
alymalone: Oh I know.
alymalone: I was bad about it.
BuffyInMotion: Hee.
alymalone: I didn't mean to!
BuffyInMotion: Thanks for the addy.
alymalone: I did some good ones though...
BuffyInMotion: *hugs*
BuffyInMotion: Hee
alymalone: Sultry Sunnydale Nights, those are good....

But you gotta be CAREFUL when you read my W/S, because I did... well. There was buffy not niceness.
BuffyInMotion: You were mean to my baby.
BuffyInMotion: Bad girl.
alymalone: Yes, I was.
alymalone: But I'm warning you, so there!
BuffyInMotion: Hee
BuffyInMotion: Willow always bugged me more than Buffy.
alymalone: But there are some good ones.
BuffyInMotion: She was too needy.
alymalone: See, I liked Willow.
BuffyInMotion: Love me! Love me!
alymalone: Not anymore, but I did.
alymalone: You gotta remember -- I started watching in the forth season,a nd GOD, Buffy pissed me off.
alymalone: But yes.
BuffyInMotion: Yeah, Buffy was cold in 4th season.
alymalone: Yes.
BuffyInMotion: She was missing Angel bad.
alymalone: And now, that I've seen some of the third season eps, I can understand why.
alymalone: I mean, I KNEW why, but I didn't understand.
alymalone: I never realized, before he went bad, how HAPPY they were.
BuffyInMotion: I know. It's tough if you haven't seen it.
alymalone: Like, man.
BuffyInMotion: They were. They were a total HS romance.
alymalone: I saw the Halloween ep, where they turned into their costumes, and FUCK, they were.
alymalone: I was SURPRISED, that Angel could be like, happy.
BuffyInMotion: I know.
BuffyInMotion: And then, he got too happy.
alymalone: Oh yes.
alymalone: And those episodes made me SOB LIKE A BABY.
BuffyInMotion: I know.
alymalone: But so good
BuffyInMotion: Luckily, the sucky effects in 'Becoming' usual keep me from crying.
BuffyInMotion: Well, until Buffy's all alone!
BuffyInMotion: And leaving!
BuffyInMotion: And the... sign!
alymalone: I know!
BuffyInMotion: Sniffle.
BuffyInMotion: And Xander knew!
alymalone: *petpet*
alymalone: Xander pissed me off!
alymalone: Man!
alymalone: He was so jealous!
BuffyInMotion: That was part but not all of it.
BuffyInMotion: He didn't trust Buffy when it came to Angel.
alymalone: Oh I know!
alymalone: But still.
alymalone: It hurt.
alymalone: The betrayal, man.
BuffyInMotion: And... I think he was right not to tell her.
alymalone: He probably was.
alymalone: But it still hurt.
BuffyInMotion: Because... if she's hesitated during the fight.
BuffyInMotion: I know!
alymalone: Right, right.
BuffyInMotion: I was so sad! And he knew it was his fault she ran away! Which is why he lashed out so hard in 'Dead Man's Party'.
alymalone: See, I'm not.. .yes! I did see that episode, I think!
BuffyInMotion: He wanted it not to be his fault! Because Angel was bad!
BuffyInMotion: Sniffle.
BuffyInMotion: Dead Man's Party has some killer lines.
BuffyInMotion: "Look at my mask. Isn't it pretty? It raises the dead. Americans!"
alymalone: heee!
alymalone: Angel was bad!
alymalone: He was REALLY bad!
BuffyInMotion: He was!
alymalone: *sniff*
BuffyInMotion: He really, really was!
alymalone: All because he loved his girlfriend.
alymalone: Too much.
BuffyInMotion: And he was young and skinny!
BuffyInMotion: Which amuses me.
alymalone: Sex is wrong. Joss likes to throw that in our faces.
BuffyInMotion: But some sex is okay.
alymalone: That's what they say.
BuffyInMotion: Oz/Willow was okay.
BuffyInMotion: Until the cheating thing, but that wasn't the sex's fault.
alymalone: Oz/Willow was probably snarly and growling and animalistic behind the closed doors.
BuffyInMotion: See, sex too young is bad.
BuffyInMotion: And sex with evil people is bad.
BuffyInMotion: And um... if you're a guy, your first time will suck.
alymalone: hehehe.
alymalone: And of course, your first time as a girl will hurt.
BuffyInMotion: Poor Xander.
BuffyInMotion: Unless your Willow.
alymalone: I love that, sex with evil people is bad.
BuffyInMotion: In which case, all is perfect.
alymalone: Oh of course, but I didn't see her first time.
BuffyInMotion: The reason that Will's the way she is now is because she was never punished for going too far.
BuffyInMotion: Which is slightly off the subject, but relevant.
alymalone: Oh I know.
alymalone: No one ever punished her.
BuffyInMotion: Meanwhile, mostly the opposite happens to Xander.
BuffyInMotion: They got equally screwed, in different directions.
alymalone: Oh yes.
alymalone: (hee! Go read my journal.)
BuffyInMotion: Will do. brb
BuffyInMotion: Whee!
BuffyInMotion: Old people having sex is a scary thought!
alymalone: Heee!
alymalone: Add it!
BuffyInMotion: *Oh, poor misguided Buffy*
BuffyInMotion: I love you. You know that, right?
BuffyInMotion: Love, love, love.
alymalone: oh I love you too, sweetie.
alymalone: What wonderful thing did I do?
BuffyInMotion: The list!
BuffyInMotion: Eee!
alymalone: OH eee!
BuffyInMotion: So cool!
alymalone: :-)
alymalone: Maybe people will actually add to it.
BuffyInMotion: That would be so amazing. I added the old people=scary sex thing.
alymalone: Cool :-)
BuffyInMotion: Fathers are evil!
alymalone: I wanted to say "If your name is Xander Harris, you're pretty much bettin' on a life of marrying a demon", but I mean. How many Xander Harris' are there in the world?
alymalone: Yes, they are.
BuffyInMotion: Um... one?
alymalone: So says JOss.
alymalone: hehe
BuffyInMotion: I love the name Xander.
BuffyInMotion: I have this pet theory.
alymalone: OH I do too
alymalone: Pet theory?
BuffyInMotion: See, Willow and Jesse are odd names, so Xander shortened Alexander to Xander so that his name would be odd too.
alymalone: You know.
alymalone: That makes sense
BuffyInMotion: It does. And it's such a Xander thing to do.
alymalone: OH so much.
alymalone: He loves them so much.
BuffyInMotion: I know!
BuffyInMotion: Willow and Buffy are his girls. He'd do anything for them.
alymalone: I spazzed about a month ago, when I saw WTTH for the first time, I was like, "OH MY GOD, THAT'S JESSE."
BuffyInMotion: heh
alymalone: I'd never seen him beofre
alymalone: But always heard about him.
BuffyInMotion: I always kinda liked him.
BuffyInMotion: Well, as much as you can like a two-ep character.
alymalone: Yeah, good point
BuffyInMotion: But... he had banter with Xander.
BuffyInMotion: And he liked Cordy.
alymalone: Yes, there was banter.
alymalone: Oh he loooved Cordy
BuffyInMotion: And then.... poof!
BuffyInMotion: Vamped and dusted.
BuffyInMotion: Poor Xander.
alymalone: Oh I know.
BuffyInMotion: That was his last male friend until Riley.
alymalone: Oh I know.
alymalone: Poor Xander
BuffyInMotion: Which totally explains his speech, in my opinion.
alymalone: OH yeah, man.
alymalone: He's been around girls forever
BuffyInMotion: Poor guy.
alymalone: Yeah.
BuffyInMotion: Teacher's Pet is painful to watch.
BuffyInMotion: "You're one of the girls."
alymalone: I haven't seen that one
alymalone: "THe Pack" turned me on though
BuffyInMotion: Mmm.
BuffyInMotion: Total B/X there.
BuffyInMotion: And animals have better senses of smell.
BuffyInMotion: HyenaXander would know if the Buffster was attracted to him.
BuffyInMotion: And he thought she was.
BuffyInMotion: *shivers*
alymalone: He was overwhelmed by wanting her.
alymalone: And she probably was, without realizing it.
alymalone: But yes, that was an awesome ep
BuffyInMotion: I know. Because she put Xander in a box marked "Willow's"
alymalone: Ok, huh? I don't get that, I've only seen it once.
BuffyInMotion: Well, Buffy never let herself even think of Xander as an option.
BuffyInMotion: Willow said she liked him the day they met and Buffy was all about becoming best friends with Willow.
BuffyInMotion: So Xander was marked off-limits from the get-go.
alymalone: Wow! Persephanie (I know I spelled her name wrong) came with dad's are evil!
alymalone: Ahhh, I see.
alymalone: Yes, I get it now
alymalone: I was thinking litterally
BuffyInMotion: Hee.
BuffyInMotion: Now I'm picture Xander in a box.
alymalone: hehehee
BuffyInMotion: Like Willow had that box of Tara's stuff, marked 'Tara'? Xander's in a box like that, but with 'Willow' on it.
BuffyInMotion: Heh
alymalone: Yes, that's totally what I was thinking
BuffyInMotion: That's a great image.
alymalone: heee!
BuffyInMotion: But yeah. Xander was pushed into the Friend Zone before she really examined the product.
BuffyInMotion: I am so weird.
alymalone: Poor guy
BuffyInMotion: I know!
alymalone: No, not really, I take apart Smallville, and part of Buffy, when I did it.
alymalone: I read it.
alymalone: :-)
BuffyInMotion: hee
alymalone: WATCHED IT. I swear, I know what I'm talking about
BuffyInMotion: I have hopes for Xander this season, though.
BuffyInMotion: Because he's the least screwed up and therefor, the most able to help the others.
alymalone: Yeah, I know...
alymalone: I'm worried about this Anya marriage thing though.
BuffyInMotion: Word.
alymalone: He's got SUCH cold feet, and she's just pushing and pushing and pushing
BuffyInMotion: Not a smart or healthy choice.
alymalone: No, it isn't
BuffyInMotion: Which is such a bad sign.
alymalone: Right.
BuffyInMotion: I think that he did kinda ask her to marry him 'cause he thought he would die. He thought he would die when the Mayor turned, too.
alymalone: Yeah, I know.
alymalone: You shouldn't accept a proposal when you think you're going to die.
BuffyInMotion: Word.
BuffyInMotion: Anya should have stuck with her first impulse.
alymalone: Yeah.
alymalone: Poor Anya. I feel kinda bad for her too.
alymalone: Even though she's been around humans for a really long time and should BE GETTING IT NOW.
BuffyInMotion: Word.
BuffyInMotion: I think that she's not getting it on purpose.
BuffyInMotion: She doesn't want to bother.
alymalone: Probably
BuffyInMotion: Which is annoying in its own way.
alymalone: She doesn't want to learn, because a part of her thinks she'll still be a demon one day.
alymalone: So what's the point, right?
BuffyInMotion: Probably true,
alymalone: I think so.
BuffyInMotion: Or maybe because Xander's the only human that she cares about, so screw fitting in.
alymalone: And she likes when Xander is taking care of her, and he dotes more when she doesn't get it
alymalone: That could be it too, but I think she's getting to where she cares for the others
BuffyInMotion: Ooo, good point.
BuffyInMotion: He pay attention to her when she screws up.
alymalone: He does.
alymalone: And she likes that.
alymalone: She THRIVES on him paying attention to her.
alymalone: Which is SO how a former VENGEANCE DEMON SHOULD NOT BE.
BuffyInMotion: I wonder if she realizes that he does a lot of it out of guilt for Cordy.
alymalone: Sorry.
alymalone: Hehe.
alymalone: That could be.
BuffyInMotion: And she's soaking it up.
alymalone: So much
BuffyInMotion: Which is sickening, when you think about it. She's still taking revenge on him, in a way.
alymalone: Oh I know.
alymalone: It's probably all in her master evil plan
BuffyInMotion: Ooo!
alymalone: I don't know what that plan is yet.
alymalone: But you know.
alymalone: Sex with evil people is bad
BuffyInMotion: It's evil, though.
BuffyInMotion: Yes!
alymalone: Yes!
BuffyInMotion: I want Buffy to say something like, "Well, why can't I fuck Spike. It's not like Anya's ever showed any fucking remorse over the deaths she caused!"
alymalone: Ah, that would be cool
BuffyInMotion: It would.
BuffyInMotion: And he would come out about the guilt.
BuffyInMotion: And Issues! Out in the open!
alymalone: OH I know.
alymalone: Out in the open would be of the good!
BuffyInMotion: Yes!
alymalone: Yes!
BuffyInMotion: "How can I not be with Anya after how I screwed over Cordy?"
alymalone: It's so sad, it really is
BuffyInMotion: It is.
alymalone: ::sigh::
alymalone: I feel so bad for him
BuffyInMotion: Yes.
alymalone: I just want to huggle him and love him and show him not all women are crazy.
BuffyInMotion: Yes!
BuffyInMotion: Sniffle.
alymalone: I looooove Xander
BuffyInMotion: Word.
BuffyInMotion: So much love.
alymalone: SO much love
alymalone: I think he's my fave guy of all of them
BuffyInMotion: *cuddles Xander*
BuffyInMotion: Yes! He is! But Doyle's number 2.
alymalone: Oh Doyle!
alymalone: I love Gunn.
alymalone: :-)
BuffyInMotion: Gunn is cool.
BuffyInMotion: I like Wes now.
alymalone: I love Wesley
BuffyInMotion: His and Gunn's love is so deep.
alymalone: Oh so deep
BuffyInMotion: Like a river.
BuffyInMotion: With the peace and the deepness.
alymalone: A pure flowing river
alymalone: with little tropical fish, cause Angelus killed Willow's.
BuffyInMotion: Hee
alymalone: giggle
BuffyInMotion: I find it hilarious that Alexis and Alyson are dating.
BuffyInMotion: Willow and Wesley! Together!
BuffyInMotion: Hee
alymalone: Oh god, I know!
alymalone: But I think that's really way cool
BuffyInMotion: It is!
BuffyInMotion: And he wouldn't date her when he was her co-worker!
BuffyInMotion: He has ethics!
alymalone: Heee!
alymalone: I love that!
BuffyInMotion: hee
alymalone: :-)
BuffyInMotion: It's funny 'cause it's true.
alymalone: I bet they're great together
BuffyInMotion: Probably. They look so happy in pictures.
alymalone: That's just SO DAMN SWEET. :-)
BuffyInMotion: It is!
alymalone: hee!
BuffyInMotion: It's honey!
alymalone: So sweet it'll give you cavities!
BuffyInMotion: Yes! But you took floride, so you're safe!
alymalone: But even then, the sweetness will break through!
BuffyInMotion: Yes!
alymalone: And then you'll be overblown with the sweetness!
BuffyInMotion: Yes! You'll fall over!
alymalone: Yes!
alymalone: We're on crack, aren't we?!
BuffyInMotion: Totally.
alymalone: But it's fuuuun.
BuffyInMotion: Also totally.
BuffyInMotion: The sweetness will knock you off your feet!
alymalone: Off your feet!
BuffyInMotion: Yes!
alymalone: And someone will come in and say, "What's wrong?"! and you'll open your mouth, and the sweetness will STILL kill you!
BuffyInMotion: Yes! And then go after them!
BuffyInMotion: I'm harshing on Giles at MBTV.
BuffyInMotion: I'm meeeeeeeeeeeeean.
alymalone: heee!
BuffyInMotion: I just called him a bad parental figure!
alymalone: Damn, you think?
BuffyInMotion: Overindulgent with Willow, too harsh with Xander, and he just left Buffy.
alymalone: You know.
alymalone: You're right.
BuffyInMotion: The coolness of Giles blinds you to his faults at first.
alymalone: You're so totally right.
BuffyInMotion: I mean, he's ruggedly handsome and sings beautifully.
BuffyInMotion: But he's also pigheaded and not apt to change his mind where emotions are concerned.
alymalone: He sings beautifully.
BuffyInMotion: He does.
alymalone: Damn. YOu're RIGHT.
alymalone: I never noticed.
alymalone: Damn.
BuffyInMotion: I know! It's the looks and the voice!
alymalone: Yes!
alymalone: He sucked me in!
BuffyInMotion: Me too! Until I noticed the meaness to Xander! Then I was cured!
alymalone: HOly FUCK.
BuffyInMotion: Well, I still appreciate his finer qualities, but I'm not blind to the bad anymore.
alymalone: I bought CHOCOLATE at the story like, HOURS ago.
BuffyInMotion: But yeah.
alymalone: And JUST reemmbered.
BuffyInMotion: Hee.
alymalone: *sob*
BuffyInMotion: Chocolate!
alymalone: Dude, totally, he was mean
BuffyInMotion: He was!
BuffyInMotion: Did you see Dopplegangland?
alymalone: I did, I did.
BuffyInMotion: When they thought Willow was dead, and Xander says that she was better than him and Giles says, "Much, much better."
BuffyInMotion: Which is a fucking horrible thing to say.
alymalone: That really is.
alymalone: DAMN HIM.
BuffyInMotion: I know!
alymalone: *fists of fury*
BuffyInMotion: hee
alymalone: *giggle*
BuffyInMotion: *giggle*
BuffyInMotion: And his speech to Willow this season? So too little, too late.
alymalone: See! We're talking. I love talking about Buffy.
alymalone: Oh I know.
BuffyInMotion: Hee.
alymalone: Dude, he should have nipped that in the bud a LOT earlier.
BuffyInMotion: Word.
BuffyInMotion: And he said, "Of all of you, I trusted you the most to respect the powers of nature." WTF?
alymalone: Whatever. he was trying to guilt trip her.
BuffyInMotion: Willow is and always has been about disobeying the laws of nature.
alymalone: But hello! That didn't work!
alymalone: Oh she has, always.
alymalone: The love Spell in Lovers Walk... hello.
alymalone: Because you can't handle your mistakes.
BuffyInMotion: I mean, she 'accidentally' decrypted the city coucil files.
BuffyInMotion: In the first season!
alymalone: Oh all the time.
alymalone: She really has no disreguard for any of that.
alymalone: But you know why?
BuffyInMotion: Because she felt helpless otherwise.
alymalone: Because she thought Buffy would like her more. If she could make herself important
BuffyInMotion: She was all unpopular.
BuffyInMotion: Yes!
alymalone: That works too
alymalone: Yes!
BuffyInMotion: I think that she was crushing a bit on Buffy.
alymalone: That could be.
alymalone: She was confursed
BuffyInMotion: Totally.
BuffyInMotion: She was so jealous of Faith.
alymalone: Because she'd never had a friend that was a girl that was nice
alymalone: I didn't see many Faith eps
BuffyInMotion: True.
BuffyInMotion: She'd only had the two guys.
alymalone: (I think I scared Linbot. I imed her, telling her I wasn't crazy, and she hasn't written me back. :-))
BuffyInMotion: heh
alymalone: Willow was socially inept when it came to relating to girls
BuffyInMotion: Totally.
alymalone: But Cordy WAS a bitch.
BuffyInMotion: And she thought that it was with boys, but she was fine with them when she knew them.
BuffyInMotion: Oh, word.
BuffyInMotion: A total bitch.
alymalone: It hurts me to watch old eps, because that's so not my cordelia.
alymalone: And I LOOOOOVE Cordelia
BuffyInMotion: hee
alymalone: My whole perception is different, cause I started watching so damn late.
BuffyInMotion: I think the first real crack in her bitchiness is in 'Invisible Girl', which is first season.
BuffyInMotion: It must be so odd.
BuffyInMotion: I mean, I love The Girl(Buffy) because I met her as a perky, sweet adorable hero.
alymalone: I didn't see that one.
BuffyInMotion: It's good.
alymalone: It took me to the point where her mother died before I really started to like her.
BuffyInMotion: Cordy talks about feeling alone even when she's surrounded by people.
BuffyInMotion: Let me find the quote.
alymalone: Cool
BuffyInMotion: I can't find it! And it's so pretty! I can sum up, though.
BuffyInMotion: Cordy: "I can be alone even in a crowd of people."
BuffyInMotion: And then Buffy's all, why do you want to be popular then?
BuffyInMotion: "Because being alone in a crowd beats being alone by yoruself.
BuffyInMotion: yourself."
alymalone: That makes sense though.
BuffyInMotion: Yeah.
alymalone: Poor Cordy
BuffyInMotion: It's the first sign of Cordy's vulnerability.
alymalone: Yeah.
BuffyInMotion: She doesn't want to be alone. So, have everyone adore you.
BuffyInMotion: It puts her actress aspirations into perspective.
alymalone: Yes, it really does.
alymalone: Bah, I think I should go to bed.
BuffyInMotion: I love how it all makes sense.
alymalone: Joss is a god.
BuffyInMotion: Oh, probably.
alymalone: bah.
alymalone: Tired.
BuffyInMotion: Where do you live? Because I'm a West-coaster, so it's only 12:30 for me.
alymalone: Ah.. Louisiana, it's 2:30
BuffyInMotion: Ah.
BuffyInMotion: You live in Brit's state.
alymalone: Yes.
BuffyInMotion: I spent 20 minutes, trapped in Regal Cinemas, they had those Britney trivia things.
BuffyInMotion: And I knew all of them.
alymalone: heee!
BuffyInMotion: Scary.
alymalone: Yes.
alymalone: :-)
alymalone: ::grin:: All righty, I'm headin' out. See you tomorrow, at some point, maybe?
BuffyInMotion: Lance is only 2,000 away from Kevin!
BuffyInMotion: Tomorrow.
BuffyInMotion: *hugs*
alymalone: I'll be here. *hugs* We'll dissect Buffy more. That's fun. :-)
BuffyInMotion: Yay!
BuffyInMotion: Talk to you tomorrow.
alymalone: ::hugs:: Night, sweetie :-)
BuffyInMotion: Night, babe.
alymalone signed off at 12:30:48 AM.