It's shiny. It's pretty.

[butterfly]

You

1. Actual name:
Diana
2. Name you wish you'd been born with:
Samantha. I always wanted a name that was easily shortened.
3. Worst insult you've ever received:
Probably an overweight thing. I didn't keep track.
4. Best comeback line?
They really aren't worth it most of the time.
5. Body part you'd like to replace (if you covet a specific celebrity's body part in place of your own, specify):
Stomach. I want Britney's.

The Internet

6. Favorite cracked-out site:
www.livejournal.com
7. Most psychotic Flash movie you've seen:
*shrugs*
8. How do *you* illegally download music, now that Napster's dead?
Morpheus
9. Is it "the 'Net" or "the Web"?
Either, both. Depends on my mood.
10. Obscure website plug:
dianamichelle.5u.com (yes, that would be my website)

Sociopolitical Institutions and You

11. How much learnin' do you got?
I'm in college.
12. Did reading question 11 make your eye twitch?
God, yes. That was almost physically painful.
13. Are you male or female?
Female.
14. Are you masculine or feminine?
Generally girly, but sometimes boy-y.
15. Religion?
Lutheran by baptism.

Consumerism

16. Got car?
Nope. I use my mom's.
17. My life would be better if I owned _____:
A lot of expensive stocks. Then, I could sell them and be fabulously wealthy.
18. How often do you go to the grocery store?
I don't know.
19. Amount of time spent per day on the Internet:
Too much.
20. Percentage of that time spent cussing and frantically closing pop-up ads:
Again, too much.

Music for the Masochists

21a. NSync is dead. Whose crappy merchandise do you buy instead?
*NSYNC is dead? Dude, I'd be in mourning and in no frame of mind suitable to buying crappy merchandise.
21b. "Giddy Up" is about horses, right?
It's about sex. Doesn't everyone know that?
22. I say Lou Perlman, you say:
Sicko freak who should be in jail.
23. Has Mandy Moore actually gotten observably smarter since she dyed her hair brown, or is it just me?
She was always smart. People just tend to see blondes as less intelligent.
24. Did Shakira just wake up one day, see a Britney Spears video, and say, "Fuck, I can do that better than she can."?
Yup.
25. More likely to yell his own name when he orgasms, Nick Carter or Justin Timberlake?
Nick Carter, as I believe he is exponentially more fucked up than Justin.

Shameless Anal Plugs

26. Favorite website:
www.mightybigtv.com
27. Shit you wanna buy off of Amazon/Ebay/TakeYourMoney.com, but are too broke to afford:
*NSYNC: Making the Tour
28. Does mail-order porn actually come in discreet, bland packaging, or is that just another empty promise?
No clue. Ask someone who buys it.
29. Most fucked up thing you've managed to unearth in all your years surfing the net:
*shrug*
30. Who rocks the party that rocks the party, and why do they rock the party that's rockin'?
Lance. Because he's a sexy bitca.