*heh*

[butterfly]

My comments in italics.
Human Virus Scanner
The virus that have infected you will be show here along with their cures, if known.

Viruses you suffer from:

Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.
It was just the once. Okay, twice. But once was Halloween and once was a convention.

Gaming
Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your life.
Dude, they should not be knocking my childhood. I grew up on D&D, man.

Religion
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
I rather like being religious, though I may read the book anyway. Because? Interesting.

Politics
Stop caring!
Nah. Caring is of the good.

Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.
I agree.

Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.
I really, really don't agree.


Viruses you might suffer from:

Linux (80%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.
Ah, ha! I don't suffer from this!

Junkfood (60%)
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
I do suffer from this.

8-Bit (70%)
Polygons, all the polygons you can get are not enough.
I have no fucking clue, dude.

British (70%)
No need for cure. Benign virus.
Heh. Okay, that's just funny.

Industrial (80%)
Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to the Incredible String Band.
I like folk, so I'm good there.

Hippyism (60%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.
Love can be still be free, it should just be safe.

Macintosh (60%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.
Don't suffer from this one either.