Dude. It's like... dude.

[butterfly]

J.Lo breaks off wedding plans with Ben because of Matt.

"Jennifer is terrified Matt will poison Ben's love for her."

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[therisingmoon.livejournal.com]

Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!

See? Ben and Matt are MFEO and Jennifer is trying to ruin their wonderful love.

And it saves us future reports of her leaving Ben for Ralph Fiennes or something like that.

[cicelian.livejournal.com]

I can't quite believe I'm really reading this. It's too much of a slasher's fantasy: "But they won't marry, because Ben and Mattie are in love and Jennifer can't compete with Mattie, ever"

Amazing.

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[butterfly.livejournal.com]

I know. It's just... so perfect.

Funniest news ever. Just beautiful.

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[butterfly.livejournal.com]

They are! They really, really are!

And she would have, too. That chick just likes getting married.

*squee*

[coneyislandbaby]

This is my fannish Christmas present :)

Re: *squee*

[butterfly.livejournal.com]

Dude, just realized that I never responded to this!

But yes. Best actual news item since... ever.