Ha!

Anyone else see that picture of the Statue of Liberty? Fun-ny.

Anyway, the real reason for this post is simple.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, INS!

I am such a freak.

Not only am I a freak, I'm an anal freak.

I have an empty space in my CD carrier for On the Line. It'll be opposite No Strings Attached.

Fucker.

I don't hate him. He's a nice guy, I'm sure.

Fuck that. He's married. I don't want my mom to like a married man. I don't want my mom to be the fucking 'other woman'. I don't want her to be hurt.

Fuck.

*looks at time*

*looks at how long her pages are taking to load*

*mutters, "Fuck it." and goes over one room to her mom's computer*

Zoolander

Spoiler-y stuff.

That was an enjoyable movie. There was hardly a moment when I wasn't cracking up.

Male Models: Just As Dim As You Thought They Were

David Bowie has a hilarious cameo as the 'walk-off' judge.

Lance and Fred Durst's cameo are of the walk-on variety, although it's more of a 'pop-up and then smile and point'-on. They get called 'beautiful celebrities'.

Very fun movie.

Teen People

No, the one before this one. We don't have the newest, so I flipped past the one before it. There's a one-page thing on Lance and Joey.

Wherein someone compares Lance to Elvis and then hastens to add that Joey is a really good actor.

Dude? Someone that's seen the movie? Is that a fair comparision?

Because I adore the King. And yeah... my dad has, like, all of his movies. I grew up on Elvis. The young, quality Elvis. The one who adored gospel and was swoon-y handsome. That one.

Oh fuck.

First:

Sweet Valley High Girl!Slash: Jessica/Lilah and Elizabeth/Jessica. I'm vastly amused.

Second:

Wil Wheaton amuses me.

Third:

I need some advice. Serious advice. I have no idea what to do.

This life is only a test.

If this had been a real life, you would have been received instructions.

I really need someone smarter than me to help me. I need some advice, like, now.

God, I'm so worried.