This Year's Model of Humanity

It's too bad that Obi-Wan is cut off from the Force like this, or he could tell right away that Luke and Leia are telling the truth.

Anakin wasn’t very good at interrogation, though he’d always been a natural at intimidation.

Just as I suspected.

“He’ll have a child the day that the Hutts decide to fund charities.”


Well, Ben, pull out your check-book! :)

starting with Anakin’s long-term infatuation, Senator Amidala.

Obi-Wan is rather observant, after all.

Perhaps they were lovers, and that was why she’d explained her presence here via the rather ridiculous excuse of ‘adoption’.

Uh-oh, twincest raises its ugli head.

The last few sentences are just wonderful. What Obi-Wan knows about Anakin, that's what's really important for us to find out here. *sighs*