All new look.

[butterfly]

Blue is pretty. My name is pretty. Lance is pretty.

Cool news: MBTV has recapped the first hour of the Buffy premiere.


Highlights
Then we get the scene where he reads from Giles's Watcher diary and reveals to Dawn that she's the Key. Please, please powers that be, I never want to see that scene again! It was in practically every previouslys at the end of last season, and the fact that Spike is talking with his mouth full grosses me out each and every time I have to see it.

I'm not liking telepathic Willow. Not one bit. It's too much. What can't she do? She slices! She dices! She crawls on her belly like a reptile! Is that a quote from somewhere? We used to say it in my family and I just now realized I don't know the origin. ["I believe it's from the ads for the Ronco Dial-O-Matic Food Slicer -- 'It slices! It dices! But wait, there's more!' Yes, I looked that shit up. No, I don't have a life. You're welcome." -- Sars]

What possible explanation is there for a dad this bad? Hey, I know! Hank's been replaced by a demon! The insidious Hank demon that's compelled to roam the Earth, killing and impersonating only men named Hank. What? It's as plausible as "he's in Spain with his secretary."

Willow holds a small urn, which looks a lot like the props department picked it up in Tijuana. Apparently, though, it's the very last Urn of Osiris, which Anya purchased off eBay (along with a "limited edition Backstreet Boys lunchbox" for Xander. Hee.)

Spike looks sick and growls at Willow that she was supposed to make the 'Bot "stop doing that." Ha. Serves him right. Damn straight he should be uncomfortable around the poor 'Bot.

Ace: Ugh. Just watching that made me retch. I have a terrible gag reflex.
Sep: Really? Thanks to all those years of training as a circus freak, I don't have any gag reflex. "Beat." And yet I'm still single.
Ace: Dude, I had just decided not to make that joke, but since you did, can I use it in the recap?
Sep: Sure. I'll take one for the team.
Ace: Um, you may want to think about rephrasing that.
Sep: Snerk. When you put this in the recap you'd better give me a clever retort here.
Ace: Something about you always having to have the last word, perhaps?

At this point, my heart is breaking for Buffy and the rest of the gang (except Spike; he needs more suffering).

Comments

[fox1013.livejournal.com]

I knew the It Slices... thing. My father taught it to me when I was but a wee toddler.

Damn ingrained psychoses... *Smirk*