What am I supposed to be?

[butterfly]

What job is right for you?



# 1 Artist(What kind? What kind of fucking answer is artist? And don't authors count as artists? I count them. Fuck you, test.)
# 2 Park Ranger(I like animals. I like trees. I would end up killing the tourists.)
# 3 Teacher(I like kids. In moderate amounts. Having fun. Not all at once, doing work. Forget that.)
# 4 Astronaut(Fucking tease. I have bad eyes.)
# 5 Chef(Yeah. Uh, huh. I can cook the bare essentials and that's about it.)
# 6 Chemist(I can see this. I like chemistry. It's interesting.)
# 7 Movie Star(I seriously doubt it.)
# 8 Politician(Hahahaha! Not in a million years.)
# 9 Rock Star(Is Pop Star a choice?)
# 10 Author(I like writing. I like reading. This would be a possibility.)
# 11 FBI Agent(I would suck at this.)
# 12 Graphic Designer(My cousin's a graphic designer. He lives in Manhattan. His job would bore me to death.)
# 13 Inventor(Is that really a 'job'? I mean, it's more a combination of an inspired mind and training.)
# 14 Mathematician(My uncle was a Professor of Mathematics. I think that Math is quite possibly the most boring thing in the universe.)
# 15 Professional Sports Player(Hahahahahahahaha!)
# 16 Reporter(Nah, I took a journalism class in high school and that was enough for me. I like fiction better.)
# 17 Salesperson(I can be convincing when I want to be. Hmm...)
# 18 Web Designer(My mom's sorta one of these. And my brother's getting a double degree in computer hardware/software. That's enough in the family)
# 19 Computer Game Programmer(And my brother would be doing this in his spare time.)
# 20 Doctor(I would suck. I'd be giving up on people after, like, ten minutes. Plus, patient's families? So annoying.)
# 21 Engineer(The job market for them is kinda sucking right now. I'm not sure why, but there it is.)
# 22 Geneticist(Kinda cool but I'm not sure it's something that I would enjoy.)
# 23 Lawyer(No. Way.)
# 24 Police Officer(I don't think that I could shoot a random criminal. Don't you have to be able to use deadly force to become an officer?)
# 25 Researcher(Ooo. I like this one.)