Star Trek 2009: Polling fun

[butterfly]

Other people also recognize that Pine's Kirk = Britney Spears. Clearly, my work here is done.

As I prepare to go see the movie in theaters for the sixth time... which I'm pretty sure is a personal record for seeing something in theaters (I may have seen Serenity that many times if you count the two annual Equality Now showings I went to)... it's time for rating the hotness of the characters against each other (I know, you've just been waiting all your life to do this)!

Also: Jack = Jake! *hides head in shame*

Poll #333 Death Match of Hotness

Open to: Registered Users, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 64

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First off, which branchings of the Trek franchise are you familiar with?

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The Original Series (TOS)
57 (90.5%)

The Animated Series (TAS)
7 (11.1%)

The Next Generation (TNG)
51 (81.0%)

Deep Space Nine (DS9)
43 (68.3%)

Voyager (VOY)
44 (69.8%)

Enterprise (ENT)
20 (31.7%)

All eleven movies
31 (49.2%)

All TOS-cast movies (first 5)
20 (31.7%)

All TNG-cast movies (second 5)
18 (28.6%)

Only the spanking new movie (XI)
18 (28.6%)

Who is hotter? Category: regular-series Captains.

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TOS Kirk
1 (1.6%)

Picard
17 (26.6%)

Sisko
4 (6.2%)

Janeway
7 (10.9%)

Archer
0 (0.0%)

XI Kirk
35 (54.7%)

Category: regular-series Vulcans.

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TOS Spock
29 (45.3%)

Tuvok
3 (4.7%)

T'Pol
8 (12.5%)

XI Spock
24 (37.5%)

Category: regular-series doctors.

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TOS McCoy
4 (6.5%)

Crusher
6 (9.7%)

Bashir
25 (40.3%)

HoloDoc
1 (1.6%)

Whoever was the Doctor was on ENT
0 (0.0%)

XI McCoy
26 (41.9%)

That other doctor that took Crusher's place one year on TNG
0 (0.0%)

Category: regular-series characters neither human nor vulcan.

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Worf
6 (10.0%)

Jadzia Dax
21 (35.0%)

Ezri Dax
2 (3.3%)

Odo
0 (0.0%)

Kira
8 (13.3%)

Garak
5 (8.3%)

Quark
1 (1.7%)

Rom
0 (0.0%)

Nog
0 (0.0%)

Kes
2 (3.3%)

Neelix
0 (0.0%)

Q (okay, he shouldn't be here. But I like him)
10 (16.7%)

Torres
5 (8.3%)

Someone on ENT who qualifies
0 (0.0%)

Category: regular-series human women who fit in no categories above.

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TOS Uhura
16 (25.4%)

Janice Rand
0 (0.0%)

Christine Chapel
0 (0.0%)

Deanna Troi
9 (14.3%)

Tasha Yar
9 (14.3%)

Seven of Nine (yes, I count her as human)
9 (14.3%)

Hoshi (?) from ENT
0 (0.0%)

XI Nyota Uhura
20 (31.7%)

Category: regular-series human men who fit in no categories above.

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TOS Chekov
1 (1.6%)

TOS Sulu
5 (8.2%)

TOS Scotty
0 (0.0%)

Riker
1 (1.6%)

Wesley Crusher
1 (1.6%)

Jack Sisko
2 (3.3%)

O'Brien
2 (3.3%)

Chakotay
6 (9.8%)

Paris
10 (16.4%)

Kim
0 (0.0%)

Trip
5 (8.2%)

Reed
2 (3.3%)

Others on ENT?
0 (0.0%)

XI Chekov
5 (8.2%)

XI Sulu
17 (27.9%)

XI Scotty
4 (6.6%)

And now I will go respond to the lovely, lovely feedback y'all are giving me.

Comments

[milly]

I'm sad that not more people recognize the hotney of Quinto's Spock and B'Elanna Torres :(

[trepkos]

I wanted to put Dax and Garak as well as Quark!

[dana]

My favourite character in the entire franchise is Dr Bashir. I went and brought some of the DS9 novelisations when I was younger just to read all about him, and I had the biggest crush on Picard.

I think, DS9 is still my favourite series in the entire franchise, and one day, I'll have to finish it (they never showed the entirety of it on Australian television, and that was during the days when I didn't have a VCR, or even a television of my own).

[everysecondtuesday]

Hello, I am new, obviously! *waves*

That said, it is obviously a crime, a terrible crime, to make someone choose between old and new Spock and old and new Uhura. I still can't tell if I made the right choices there.

[butterfly]

Hello!

Those are particularly hard calls (Kirk was pretty easy for me -- XI all the way).

[ivydoor]

Crap. I missed the doctor catagory. I would've definitely chosen Bashir.

[ladysorka]

The most difficult choice there is definitely trying to pick between Bashir and XI McCoy. Man.

[grey_bard]

Amen. That was the hardest choice for me too. So. Much. Pretty.

mmm.

I admit, I checked off "not familiar with Voyager" and "Janeway is hottest" because, er. She's made of hot, but sadly the show was not of interest to me. If she weren't on the list it would so be XI Kirk, but she was, so I was not conflicted.

Doctor vs. Doctor, though, my pain was vast. So hard!

[feanna]

My unpopular DS-9 opinion is that Dr. Bashir is really cute, like a bunny is cute. Sexually I find him totally unappealing.