Okay, maybe not PC but...

[butterfly]

Whee! Tonya won!

It makes me all warm and glowy. And mildly guilty about said warm glowiness.

But! Hee! She won!

from Associated Press:

Then came the dangerous divas: a rough-looking Tonya Harding and grinning Paula Jones (a last-minute replacement for "Long Island Lolita" Amy Fisher, whose parole board forced her to withdraw).

Jones became a household name after claiming Bill Clinton made an unwelcome sexual advance on her in 1991. In 1994, figure-skating champ Harding was involved in a bungled plot to disable rival Nancy Kerrigan. She later pleaded guilty to conspiracy and was banned for life by the U.S. Figure Skating Association.

But that doesn't mean she can't box. After the first round, during which Jones was competitive, Harding walloped her rival in the second round. The fight was stopped in the third.

"She did well," Harding said afterward. "It wasn't a cat fight."

Replied Jones, who maybe couldn't have been a contender, "I gave it my best shot."