Oh, what a fun day.

I'm trying to become 'healthy'.

This is harder than you might think.

Dude, sometimes it seems like everything in our society has been chemically fucked with.

*grumbles*

Any Portland people know of any organic stores?

But yes, today, I suffered a killer headache because of caffeine withdrawal.

Seriously, remind me never to start drinking Pepsi/Coke again, because quitting is a killer.