The View

Today's Living section claims that JoLa will be on today. I guess I'll know in 20 minutes whether or not they screwed up.

I bought Cosmo yesterday. That magazine really likes to tell people about sex. Dude, it's all sex all the time.

Oh, and Lance is the cutest guy in the whole world.

My newspaper lies.

As JoLa were not on the View. Bad paper.

Stuff.

Justin is very pretty in Cosmo. Damn him.

This is possibly the cutest thing ever.

I read this and immediately phoned P&G. Someone picked up. I was expecting a machine where I would leave a little message of adoration for their actions. Instead, I got all shy and managed to say, "I heard about your new policy about homosexual domestic partners and I just wanted to let you know that I think it's wonderful that you did this. It's just cool." Wherein the operator told me that she would pass on my message. Dude, that was nerve-wrecking.

I am feeling an urge to buy stupid merchandising. Someone help me. Talk me out of wanting them.

Hmmm...

Joey and JC.

About that lesbian test:

I really don't ever want anyone calling me 'flippin gorgeous'. Because that sucks as a phrase. Right. Male stranger it is.

I'm mildly upset that the lesbian test doesn't have a choice for *NSYNC as your favorite music and now I must choose between Alanis and Blink-182.

Do they consider the possibility that the test-taker might not own a dildo? No, they do not. That is discrimination. Of something, I'm sure.

Anyway, here's my score:
You scored 90
Lezza, whatever. If it moves, you'll consider it. You are either a greedy bisexual, or you are greedy-bisexual-curious. You want to have your cake and eat it. Of course. Why have cake and not eat it? That would be stupid. Make sure you save a piece for me. (slut)

Cool.