I am a lemming. Watch me jump.

So, I'm playing the Lanc... lying game. Try to guess which of these is not true and eventually I'll reveal all. Or something like that.

1. All of my immediate relatives on my mom's side have been married three times- only excluding my mom.

2. My father used to own an iguana, until it turned feral and he had to give it to a breeder.

3. My grandmother is keeping our pure-bred Shetland Sheepdog for us because she barked too much and disturbed the neighbors.

4. I've never had any alcohol other than communion wine.

5. My brother looks like Nick Carter did before Nick got his hair cut.

6. I know a boy named Jacob who looks like Jacob Underwood(O-Town) sans dreds.

7. Lance has always been my favorite member of *//\\// Sync.

8. The only surgery that I've ever had is getting my wisdom teeth out.

9. I've watched Buffy since the first year it was on and have only not seen four episodes.

10. The furthest that I've ever gotten with a guy is a kiss on the cheek.