*snort* Half the time, I've been rolling my eyes and backing out of the post. The other half, I've been skipping the paragraph(s) in question and moving on to the rest of the otherwise rational post.
It is to cause much bafflement, yes.
Is the reason the Doctor fell on his way back to the big seal because Rose's kiss smudged on his helmet and he couldn't see where he was going?
*snicker* Yes, because clearly Rose has messed things up for the Doctor again by pushing her romantic ideas on him! *cough* Or not.
Well, yes! Romance is only for us pesky humans, you know. The Doctor is so much more intelligent and mature than any of us. He'd never want to kiss a mere human. He's asexual (ignore the granddaughter) and so completely alien (despite hanging around humans all the time) and he thinks of us as pets (because all the pets that I know are capable of two-way communication and saving the world when it needs it).
Most importantly, what will Rose use for eyeliner if they really are stuck there?
Seriously, does the Doctor make regular stops for Rose to get more makeup, or does the TARDIS come up with it for her? Hee.
Ooo, that really would make it the best alien space/time machine ever, if it coughed up make-up on command.
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Date: 2006-06-08 10:52 pm (UTC)It is to cause much bafflement, yes.
Is the reason the Doctor fell on his way back to the big seal because Rose's kiss smudged on his helmet and he couldn't see where he was going?
*snicker* Yes, because clearly Rose has messed things up for the Doctor again by pushing her romantic ideas on him! *cough* Or not.
Well, yes! Romance is only for us pesky humans, you know. The Doctor is so much more intelligent and mature than any of us. He'd never want to kiss a mere human. He's asexual (ignore the granddaughter) and so completely alien (despite hanging around humans all the time) and he thinks of us as pets (because all the pets that I know are capable of two-way communication and saving the world when it needs it).
Most importantly, what will Rose use for eyeliner if they really are stuck there?
Seriously, does the Doctor make regular stops for Rose to get more makeup, or does the TARDIS come up with it for her? Hee.
Ooo, that really would make it the best alien space/time machine ever, if it coughed up make-up on command.