Y'all truly amuse me.
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I adore everyone on my friends list. Every single one of them is funny/touching/intelligent.
Anyway. Em posted a poem. It's beautiful.
And now:
The Random:
1. The first letter of your real name: D (Duh, you all know my real name. It's not a big secret.)
2. The first street you lived on as a child: Do Army Bases have street names? I lived on the one in Germany. Not in Berlin, in a different city. Dude, I was a kid.
3. The largest body of water near you: Well, I'm a couple of hours away from the Pacific Ocean.
4. The first thing that comes to mind when you see the word "Canada": Fox. Because when she takes over the world, she's changing the name to Canadia.
5. Kyle's mom is a...? I don't know. Who the hell is Kyle?
6. The Hot Topic shirt they really, really need to make: I have no idea what in the world this question is about. I am not up on the hip culture, yo.
7. Uptown or downtown? Do we even have an uptown?
8. The candy bar you cannot live without: Three Musketeers, which must be eaten outside chocolate shell first.
9. Your favorite LiveJournal icon: The one on this post.
10. The NSync song you most deeply identify with, on a personal, spiritual level: Most? Do Your Thing. Which I'm starting to do.
The Ones About Sex:
1. Have you ever experienced love at first sight? Nope. I believe in it, though.
2. Is there someone you want to be with, romantically, that will probably not happen? Ha. Yes.
3. Is it because of you, because of them, or are you both to blame? Me. Well, them, too. Both, really. Mostly them.
4. If you've had sex, did your first time live up to all the fuss and holler? N/A
5. If not, do you blame yourself or the other party? N/A
6. Would you do it with your preferred sparkly danceboy if the opportunity came up? Yes. Um... yes. Uh, huh. Definitely.
7. Would you tell your friends, or keep it to yourself? I probably wouldn't want to tell. A girl's gotta have some secrets.
8. Is a romantic relationship without sex a possibility for you? Sure. I guess. It would depend on the situation.
9. Would you compromise your sexuality for the possibility of true love? And huh? You mean, if I was straight but fell in love with a chick, would I go for it? Being bisexual, is there any way for me to possibly compromise my sexuality? I'm confused.
10. Do you perhaps prefer making out to knockin' da boots, but are afraid to admit it lest it make you look dumb? I wouldn't have a clue having done neither of those activities.
The Ones About Childhood:
1. Can you name all five members of the Voltron Force? (Bonus: Name the sixth member.) Is the Voltron Force the same as the Power Rangers?
2. What are Wuzzles? No clue.
3. And Popples? Never heard of 'em.
4. What was your favorite Snork? None. I have no clue what they are/were.
5. You had a Hypercolor shirt, didn't you? Don't even know what it is.
6. L.A. Gear, Reebok or Keds? We had to wear Keds for dance. I didn't have a personal preference.
7. Do you remember Live Aid? Nope.
8. Who organised "Do They Know It's Christmas?" I don't know.
9. The first time you remember dressing up for Hallowe'en, what were you? A princess on a unicorn. (Don't ask. I mean that.)
10. The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle you most deeply identify with: Michelangelo. He was yelled at the most.
The Ones About Yourself:
1. Are your roots the same colour as the rest of your hair? At the moment. My hair is actually fairly close to my natural color right now.
2. What was the first tooth you lost? .
3. Ladies, how old were you when That Special Day arrived? I was fifteen when I had my first menstrual cycle.
4. Was it a Great Big Deal, or a hushed event of whispering and guerilla-like expeditions to the drugstore? I didn't even tell my mom until the third time or so. I just snitched hers without asking.
5. Have you got all your fingers and toes? Yes.
6. If you could trade body parts at will, what would you switch and who with? That's like unsanitary. Plus, the skin tone so wouldn't match. You'd spend days trying to get it to look right. Right. I wouldn't switch with anyone. 'Cause ew.
7. What color are your eyes when you're sick? Still blue.
8. Do you sneeze once, or a whole bunch of times, amusing your bitch friends? Most of the time, I can not sneeze at all until I leave the room or something.
9. If you have to cough in a silent room, do you get up and leave, smother it with your hand, or suppress it until you choke and gag and make a scene despite all efforts to the contrary? The last one, only without the scene. I'm rather good at suppression.
10. Vomit recently? Not for a few years.
The Ones About Them:
1. Justin's 'fro, or Joey's smile? Joey's smile. I was never a big fan of the 'fro and Joey just has a wonderfully warming smile.
2. Do you think Lance really is a liar? Don't lie. He tends to talk about things without checking them out all the way, I think. He probably lies as often as most people.
3. Fiction wherein Chris is described as being "elfin" - insightful or annoying? Depends on the context and on the frequency of use.
4. JC's hips, or Lance's? Lance's. Because JC does nothing for me. Nothing.
5. Out of all of them, who would be the last man standing in a bar brawl? Well, Chris is a scrapper, Joey's big, Justin's muscle-y and I think that Lance could hold his own now. Hmmm... Probably whoever they were fighting.
6. Name each danceboy's supernatural powers, were they Marvel Comics characters: Dude. I am not good at this stuff.
Joey: invisibility(Because of his ability to blend vocally? I don't know, okay.
Chris: weather control(I have no idea where that came from)
JC: flight(Come on. He almost achieves it without superpowers)
Justin: power-stealing(Like Rogue. Totally)
Lance: shape-shifting(Yes. And he's look cool in that blue stuff.)
7. Joey spins the bottle. Who does it land on? On Lance. Then when Lance spins it lands on Justin.
8. Replace one NSync member with an established, aging rock star. Which one goes, and who takes over? Ooo! Can I pick Curt Wild? I mean, I know he doesn't exist... but Curt Wild! And he can replace JC.
9. Does he kick Justin's ass? He could but he won't because he thinks that Justin's cute.
10. Liken each NSync member to a condiment that they would most deeply identify with: Wha? Dude. I don't even use condiments.
Joey: Salt. Needed but sometimes overlooked by people who don't see it's value. Or something.
Chris: Half and half. Because. I really have no clue. My brother mixes in half and half with Pepsi and that reminds me of Chris.
JC: Pepper. Because neither of them do anything for me.
Justin: Sugar. Sweet, but it can be overwhelming at times.
Lance: Mint jelly. I love that stuff. You put it on lamb and it just tastes wonderful... *cough*
The Last One:
Make up a Ralph Wiggum quote. Get in touch with your inner "special" child. Eat paste, if necessary.
I really should have watched The Simpsons more often. Um...
Dude. I can't think of anything. I've seen, like, 6 episodes of The Simpsons.
Anyway. Em posted a poem. It's beautiful.
And now:
The Random:
1. The first letter of your real name: D (Duh, you all know my real name. It's not a big secret.)
2. The first street you lived on as a child: Do Army Bases have street names? I lived on the one in Germany. Not in Berlin, in a different city. Dude, I was a kid.
3. The largest body of water near you: Well, I'm a couple of hours away from the Pacific Ocean.
4. The first thing that comes to mind when you see the word "Canada": Fox. Because when she takes over the world, she's changing the name to Canadia.
5. Kyle's mom is a...? I don't know. Who the hell is Kyle?
6. The Hot Topic shirt they really, really need to make: I have no idea what in the world this question is about. I am not up on the hip culture, yo.
7. Uptown or downtown? Do we even have an uptown?
8. The candy bar you cannot live without: Three Musketeers, which must be eaten outside chocolate shell first.
9. Your favorite LiveJournal icon: The one on this post.
10. The NSync song you most deeply identify with, on a personal, spiritual level: Most? Do Your Thing. Which I'm starting to do.
The Ones About Sex:
1. Have you ever experienced love at first sight? Nope. I believe in it, though.
2. Is there someone you want to be with, romantically, that will probably not happen? Ha. Yes.
3. Is it because of you, because of them, or are you both to blame? Me. Well, them, too. Both, really. Mostly them.
4. If you've had sex, did your first time live up to all the fuss and holler? N/A
5. If not, do you blame yourself or the other party? N/A
6. Would you do it with your preferred sparkly danceboy if the opportunity came up? Yes. Um... yes. Uh, huh. Definitely.
7. Would you tell your friends, or keep it to yourself? I probably wouldn't want to tell. A girl's gotta have some secrets.
8. Is a romantic relationship without sex a possibility for you? Sure. I guess. It would depend on the situation.
9. Would you compromise your sexuality for the possibility of true love? And huh? You mean, if I was straight but fell in love with a chick, would I go for it? Being bisexual, is there any way for me to possibly compromise my sexuality? I'm confused.
10. Do you perhaps prefer making out to knockin' da boots, but are afraid to admit it lest it make you look dumb? I wouldn't have a clue having done neither of those activities.
The Ones About Childhood:
1. Can you name all five members of the Voltron Force? (Bonus: Name the sixth member.) Is the Voltron Force the same as the Power Rangers?
2. What are Wuzzles? No clue.
3. And Popples? Never heard of 'em.
4. What was your favorite Snork? None. I have no clue what they are/were.
5. You had a Hypercolor shirt, didn't you? Don't even know what it is.
6. L.A. Gear, Reebok or Keds? We had to wear Keds for dance. I didn't have a personal preference.
7. Do you remember Live Aid? Nope.
8. Who organised "Do They Know It's Christmas?" I don't know.
9. The first time you remember dressing up for Hallowe'en, what were you? A princess on a unicorn. (Don't ask. I mean that.)
10. The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle you most deeply identify with: Michelangelo. He was yelled at the most.
The Ones About Yourself:
1. Are your roots the same colour as the rest of your hair? At the moment. My hair is actually fairly close to my natural color right now.
2. What was the first tooth you lost? .
3. Ladies, how old were you when That Special Day arrived? I was fifteen when I had my first menstrual cycle.
4. Was it a Great Big Deal, or a hushed event of whispering and guerilla-like expeditions to the drugstore? I didn't even tell my mom until the third time or so. I just snitched hers without asking.
5. Have you got all your fingers and toes? Yes.
6. If you could trade body parts at will, what would you switch and who with? That's like unsanitary. Plus, the skin tone so wouldn't match. You'd spend days trying to get it to look right. Right. I wouldn't switch with anyone. 'Cause ew.
7. What color are your eyes when you're sick? Still blue.
8. Do you sneeze once, or a whole bunch of times, amusing your bitch friends? Most of the time, I can not sneeze at all until I leave the room or something.
9. If you have to cough in a silent room, do you get up and leave, smother it with your hand, or suppress it until you choke and gag and make a scene despite all efforts to the contrary? The last one, only without the scene. I'm rather good at suppression.
10. Vomit recently? Not for a few years.
The Ones About Them:
1. Justin's 'fro, or Joey's smile? Joey's smile. I was never a big fan of the 'fro and Joey just has a wonderfully warming smile.
2. Do you think Lance really is a liar? Don't lie. He tends to talk about things without checking them out all the way, I think. He probably lies as often as most people.
3. Fiction wherein Chris is described as being "elfin" - insightful or annoying? Depends on the context and on the frequency of use.
4. JC's hips, or Lance's? Lance's. Because JC does nothing for me. Nothing.
5. Out of all of them, who would be the last man standing in a bar brawl? Well, Chris is a scrapper, Joey's big, Justin's muscle-y and I think that Lance could hold his own now. Hmmm... Probably whoever they were fighting.
6. Name each danceboy's supernatural powers, were they Marvel Comics characters: Dude. I am not good at this stuff.
Joey: invisibility(Because of his ability to blend vocally? I don't know, okay.
Chris: weather control(I have no idea where that came from)
JC: flight(Come on. He almost achieves it without superpowers)
Justin: power-stealing(Like Rogue. Totally)
Lance: shape-shifting(Yes. And he's look cool in that blue stuff.)
7. Joey spins the bottle. Who does it land on? On Lance. Then when Lance spins it lands on Justin.
8. Replace one NSync member with an established, aging rock star. Which one goes, and who takes over? Ooo! Can I pick Curt Wild? I mean, I know he doesn't exist... but Curt Wild! And he can replace JC.
9. Does he kick Justin's ass? He could but he won't because he thinks that Justin's cute.
10. Liken each NSync member to a condiment that they would most deeply identify with: Wha? Dude. I don't even use condiments.
Joey: Salt. Needed but sometimes overlooked by people who don't see it's value. Or something.
Chris: Half and half. Because. I really have no clue. My brother mixes in half and half with Pepsi and that reminds me of Chris.
JC: Pepper. Because neither of them do anything for me.
Justin: Sugar. Sweet, but it can be overwhelming at times.
Lance: Mint jelly. I love that stuff. You put it on lamb and it just tastes wonderful... *cough*
The Last One:
Make up a Ralph Wiggum quote. Get in touch with your inner "special" child. Eat paste, if necessary.
I really should have watched The Simpsons more often. Um...
Dude. I can't think of anything. I've seen, like, 6 episodes of The Simpsons.