Actually, Morgenstern didn't exist. William Goldman made him up. I remember when I first found that out, I felt so betrayed. It was like discovering that there was no Santa Clause all over again.

And now I feel horrible for telling you that. I was mad at the person who accidentally let it slip to me - because I'd had this great vision of S. Morgenstern and that world and... it's just a great work of fiction.