I don't think I could agree more with Rule One - and incidentally with Rule Eight *g* Zoe/Wash is - or was - one of my most favourite canon het couples ever! They were so beautiful together - so solid, so strong, so loving so... so wonderful. I can't believe Zoe is alone now *sob*

I'm quite partial to Rule Five too - but more of the Mal/Simon persuasion. I'm not against Mal/River, it's just that I don't see it, know what I mean? But I do love the Mal-River dynamic, which added to the Mal/Simon one gives me some nice vibes lol

And love Rule Seven too *nods*