Look, I could argue with your lot until I'm blue in the face. Clearly anyone speaking in the least bit negatively of Saint Martha is just going to get dumped on, so I don't even know why I'm bothering.

I suspect for the same reason that I bother -- for the faint, distant hope that, one day, they'll reply to the actual words that I said and not the extremist version that they're morphing it to in their heads.